So much inner conflict. 

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 04/03/2015 at 19:52 • Filed to: None

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I don't want to own a red car because I am a hipster, and I hate anything popular. but every time I see a bright red car I get excited.

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E. Julius > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/03/2015 at 19:54

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I thought everyone's cars were black/gray/silver these days,

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > E. Julius 04/03/2015 at 19:57

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yeah and Red, it's like the default, "I want to stand out a bit" color. and I think it's the sea of black/grey/and silver that makes the bright red stand out so much. But I'd really prefer a nice dark green, or blue, hell even orange.

E. Julius > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/03/2015 at 19:59

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There is only one solution:

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/03/2015 at 20:11

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Wouldn't the hipster thing to do, be to do the opposite of the mainstream of the hipsters? Because when it becomes mainstream to hipsters, the opposite makes you a mega hipster.

TheHondaBro > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/03/2015 at 20:18

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Born in Seattle. Raised in California

Just like me!

Slant6 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/03/2015 at 21:03

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I have a 2000 wagon in silver. It was/is my first car. Currently has 194,000 miles and is in the shop. I'll probably buy a surplus p71 this week to replace it. $400 car is great until it costs $4000 in 2 years in repairs alone.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/03/2015 at 21:46

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My Alfa is red, because obviously. I have a beard, slighty-unkempt-but-not-too-messy-to-be-out-of-place-while-riding-topless-in-the-landy hair, and have been described as a 'farmbred hipster lumbersexual'. Sometimes red just has to happen.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/03/2015 at 22:12

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Yes the most hipster thong to do would be to drive a black f-150, while listening to Florida Georgia line, and wearing book cut levis, and smoking Marlboro lights.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/03/2015 at 22:15

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Why do you do the thong?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/03/2015 at 22:16

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umm what? Oh I get it

RallyWrench > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/03/2015 at 23:47

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Saab>red, so your hipsterdom is secure.